Post by Ron ESQ on Jan 1, 2006 17:37:21 GMT -5
I think I have the answer. { no offence ment to reasonable Californians}...but. For many year, all parts of the U.S. has hoped for that state to fall off into the ocean...(heck, it might wash off)...but I digress.
The fine folks in Iran have suggested that Israel be removed from the Middle east and plopped down somewhere (anywhere) else. They even suggested Alaska.
Why don't we SELL them California??? The Isralies are very industrious and can make themselves comfortable just about anywhere. It's perfect. They would be trading a miserable slither of sand with unfriendly neighbors on all sides for a piece of paradise with enemies on just one side...to the south.
It would be a win-win situation. Take my word for it...I have been to Israel...those folks know how to control a border...plus we would have one of the most marvelous militaries (second only to our own) guarding our Western front...they would take care of the 'southern invasion' in 6 days. (they do lots of things in 6 days).
Texas, Az and New Mexico would quickly learn from New Israel how to deal with their southern borders...then 'aboot' 6 months after New Israel got well established, we would send The Mosaad and about 50 Leathernecks across the Northern Border and secure that decrepidly liberal area...we are gona' have to take Canada sooner of later. I think most would welcome us as liberators. Not too many of them really are ready for gay marrage...
Just thinking ahead....Ron ESQ
The fine folks in Iran have suggested that Israel be removed from the Middle east and plopped down somewhere (anywhere) else. They even suggested Alaska.
Why don't we SELL them California??? The Isralies are very industrious and can make themselves comfortable just about anywhere. It's perfect. They would be trading a miserable slither of sand with unfriendly neighbors on all sides for a piece of paradise with enemies on just one side...to the south.
It would be a win-win situation. Take my word for it...I have been to Israel...those folks know how to control a border...plus we would have one of the most marvelous militaries (second only to our own) guarding our Western front...they would take care of the 'southern invasion' in 6 days. (they do lots of things in 6 days).
Texas, Az and New Mexico would quickly learn from New Israel how to deal with their southern borders...then 'aboot' 6 months after New Israel got well established, we would send The Mosaad and about 50 Leathernecks across the Northern Border and secure that decrepidly liberal area...we are gona' have to take Canada sooner of later. I think most would welcome us as liberators. Not too many of them really are ready for gay marrage...
Just thinking ahead....Ron ESQ
