Post by jax on Mar 30, 2010 18:04:24 GMT -5
A Texas Game Warden was making his rounds and saw a redneck coming out of the marsh with a few ducks. He watched the redneck toss the ducks in his pickup and then approached the scene. This particular warden did not like rednecks. So the warden says, "What you got there, Boy?" The redneck replies,
"Ducks". Warden says, "Boy you got a valid Texas hunting license?" The redneck provides same. . The warden says, "Show me those ducks" The redneck gets out his game and puts them on the hood of his truck. The warden picks up a duck and sniffs its butt and says, "This is a Louisiana duck. You got a valid Louisiana hunting license?" Redneck provides same. The game warden then picks up another duck and sniffs its butt and says, "This is an Oklahoma duck. You got a valid Ok hunting license, Boy?" Redneck provides same. The warden, certain he can bust the redneck for something, picks up yet another duck, sniffs its butt and says, "This is a New Mexico duck. You got a valid New Mexico hunting license, Boy?" Redneck provides same.
The Warden then decides to shift the investigation to a different track and asks the redneck, "Where you from, Boy?" The redneck then drops his pants sticks out his butt and says, "Your the expert. Have a sniff and you tell me."
I got this joke from Cuz. Told it to Sosa, our local warden, and laughed all day at his reaction. Sosa is convinced Michael is a poacher or even worse kind of outlaw and is highly suspicious of him. Their next meet and greet ought to be interesting. You have to make your own fun out here, ha ha ha.
"Ducks". Warden says, "Boy you got a valid Texas hunting license?" The redneck provides same. . The warden says, "Show me those ducks" The redneck gets out his game and puts them on the hood of his truck. The warden picks up a duck and sniffs its butt and says, "This is a Louisiana duck. You got a valid Louisiana hunting license?" Redneck provides same. The game warden then picks up another duck and sniffs its butt and says, "This is an Oklahoma duck. You got a valid Ok hunting license, Boy?" Redneck provides same. The warden, certain he can bust the redneck for something, picks up yet another duck, sniffs its butt and says, "This is a New Mexico duck. You got a valid New Mexico hunting license, Boy?" Redneck provides same.
The Warden then decides to shift the investigation to a different track and asks the redneck, "Where you from, Boy?" The redneck then drops his pants sticks out his butt and says, "Your the expert. Have a sniff and you tell me."
I got this joke from Cuz. Told it to Sosa, our local warden, and laughed all day at his reaction. Sosa is convinced Michael is a poacher or even worse kind of outlaw and is highly suspicious of him. Their next meet and greet ought to be interesting. You have to make your own fun out here, ha ha ha.